What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
What I and my mom can make with this
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
So long, dog
Time to think about what I should have said in every conversation I had today
A bar called Gym
How to tie a tie
Jack Daniel's Girl