Dirty blonde
Ugly dog in a wig
Grasshopper on my windshield
If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes
Training as a furniture salesman
Skeleton dress
I wanna f**k and drink vodka. Drink vodka and f**k. But you are a girl!
Omgosh, for me?
Gandalfstyle
Monopoly money
A bouquet of kittens
No! I’m an Atheist!