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Women once a month
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Exams. F**k this sh*t.
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I'm going to rob and murder so many hookers on my way to work
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If you are sad about being alone on Valentine's Day
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Don't let my looks deceive you
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A huge mistake
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I was in a pub on Saturday night
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Finished college
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Star Wars Flying Dogs
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Dog in the boat
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Meanwhile in... 8 am lectures
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Damn auto correct