Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
September is like the monday of the year
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
This is business
65 WAT
Forever alone bed
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Me walking into school on Monday
Gangnam cappuccino style)
Converting oxygen