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I don't always drive the speed limit
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When I was a kid I pulled the fire alarm
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I've found this cell phone
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Lindsay Lohan, what is it on your leg?
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My Friends vs. Me
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On the submarine. Guys, this isn't funny, open the door!
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Happy sheese grater
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Troll face
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What women see
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Haters gonna hate. Tough guy.
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What's the difference?
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Hey bro, it's me, Carl, open the door