I drink Bud Light to sober up
My husband thinks I'm crazy
Green elephants
Hello, I'm bear and welcome to Russia
Damn you mirror! That's not what I look like in my head!
We can't stop here, this is cat country
Trust me, I'm an engineer
Grave from the Victorian age
Not enough blood
Mr. Bean troll
Sad cookie
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.