Fascinating
Because f@#k you, that's why
Snailed it
We had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies
A giant fire on the mountain near my house. Apparently I live in Mordor.
First date
Who the f**k is Alice?
Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?
Meme pumpkin
Moai Statues, Easter Island, Chile
Respect is earned, not given
Baby, are you jealous?