Sleeping under the sea
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Evil raccoon
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Homework?! What homework?
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Saw costume
Driver's license