Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Most common lies
Pointing is rude
Nokia, connocting poopie
Hows your diet doing?
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Cars drive drunk
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Toilight, breaking wind
Sniff sniff bite bite
Squidward swag