"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
Pikasaw
September is like the monday of the year
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
Me walking into school on Monday
Converting oxygen
65 WAT
This is business
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
Forever alone bed