Don't just wish for a great 2014, make it so.
Cop is coming over
Look Son
Not sure if left ear hears better or left headphone is louder
Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant
Alex the Parrot
Hey, Wanna go to one of my concerts?
I am innocent
A place in the fridge with laptop and kitty. Perfection.
The drink of life
Don't eat me
Sharks with human teeth