Sharks in the subway
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Being a Grammar Nazi
Pizza friendship necklace
Tron Legacy light cycle motorbike
Spongebob makeup. I have nightmares about this.
In the bedroom
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
Computer password
We'll miss him, said no one ever. King Joffrey.
I'm at the doc's office
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo