I only got out of bed today because I had to pee
Happy butter
Vanishing artist
Waiting for the perfect man
Your diaper is full
Wanna see a magic trick?
Amazing art work by Matthew W. Cornell
Not so fast, buddy
Now that the government is shut down I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence
I have no idea what i'm doing
How I see my classmates
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty, fat cat jumping.