Duckface
Parenting
Floral underwear
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
Has most advanced suit
This planet is a reality TV show
When someone is online but doesn't reply to you
Wretched hive of scum and villainy
Democracy incoming
Why so Sirius?
Meanwhile in subway
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way