Real ninja turtles
Where's Obama's clock?
Brunettes
Motorbike in the bath
My cooking is fabulous
Socially amazing penguin's entry
Weapon nail
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt