Middle Earth dress
Stupid tampon
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Hypnotizing
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
We got no water in the pool
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
I'm ready for the weekend
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Yep, it's a p*ssy
The teacher's dream tool
I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...