I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
Bike thief
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
Go drunk you are home
I will say something about her beautiful hair
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
Nearly lost my phone
When a friend offers you a cookie
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
Naughty dog
Job interview