Roses are gray
I don't always use psychedelics
Now you're just some money that I used to own
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Nothing to do here. Tsunami.
Was I that drunk?
God listens to Slayer
Don't do it
The tan from typical summer activities
For Halloween, go as a slutty witch. All you'll have to do is find a pointy hat.
Half Life 2 confirmed
Nosey little f**ker t-shirt