Friendzone level: infinite
My goal for 2014
Me playing Halo
Safety in the car 2
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
The worst thing after waking up
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
After changing to fit into society
Look twice
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
I'm fat