New rubik's cube
USA football team.
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Don't do it
I don't always use psychedelics
Johnny and Marissa
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I wish I could sleep
I choose you
SWAG