Christmas trick with a truck.
For seal
If you touch my money I will cut you.
Get up? Why?
I'm sick, tell me a story
I had a throne and a sword, now I have a bus seat and umbrella.
Changed contacts
Save the freaking frogs
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
Moo
My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.
Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer