When someone is arguing on the Internet
Your dad just won the internet
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
White people...
At the bank
Put the eldery in prison
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
Stormtrooper PC
Channels
Nice pile of keys you have there
Buy a boat/jet
Teddy bears