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Smart guy and umbrella
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Ask me if I'm a tree
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Scrillex confused
Extinguisher on fire
Heisenberg Crysenberg
I got a pet wussy
Realize the truth
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.