That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Was I that drunk?
I choose you
I don't always use psychedelics
Roses are gray
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
USA football team.
New rubik's cube
Half Life 2 confirmed
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Don't do it