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When you realize that you don't have a cat
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Dog in the ice pool
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The force is strong with this motherf**ker
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Just in case
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AM vs. PM
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If you refuse to wear condoms, you are gonna have a dad time
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I don't own a cat
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Creative eggs
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Lays
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Tomorrow cold as a room full of ex wives
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Nice try, laundry, I'm still going to nap
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Hey baby! I want to watch a movie tonight