Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant
Sharks with human teeth
Hunting fox
If people could hear what you are thinking
Cat auto mechanic
Not sure if left ear hears better or left headphone is louder
Things I'll do when I wake up
The drink of life
Don't just wish for a great 2014, make it so.
A place in the fridge with laptop and kitty. Perfection.
Hey, Wanna go to one of my concerts?
Don't eat me