Still poor
Give him some money
Really cute story
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
Eating noodles out of beard
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
My pen is huge, T-shirt
I have no idea what I'm doing
Poor Santa
If you let your family know you're good with computers
I work at the pet store
This heater