Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Middle Earth dress
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Stupid tampon
Yep, it's a p*ssy
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Hypnotizing
Stalin in a Mario outfit
I'm ready for the weekend
We got no water in the pool
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health