My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
USA football team.
I don't always use psychedelics
Half Life 2 confirmed
I choose you
Don't do it
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I wish I could sleep
New rubik's cube
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Johnny and Marissa
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you