When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Jack Daniel's Girl
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
A bar called Gym
I'm ready for the weekend
So long, dog
You can call me Sherlock Holmes