New rubik's cube
Was I that drunk?
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Half Life 2 confirmed
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Roses are gray
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I don't always use psychedelics
Don't do it
USA football team.
I choose you