Duckface
Why so Sirius?
Wretched hive of scum and villainy
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
Floral underwear
Has most advanced suit
Democracy incoming
This planet is a reality TV show
I got a phone
Meanwhile in subway
Parenting