Buy a boat/jet
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Suddenly, a tomato
Put the eldery in prison
White people...
Channels
Your dad just won the internet
Teddy bears
At the bank
Stormtrooper PC
Nice pile of keys you have there