Things in my house
Scientists have announced a new unit to accurately measure narcissism: the Selfie per hour.
Kiss me like you've never kissed me before
Go home, copy machine
The fish and the cigarette butts
Haters gonna hate
Zombie peanuts
The difference between a homeless and a hipster
Darth Vader christmas tree.
Be like
Sidewalk closed
Don't worry, we are not hungry yet