Doge broccoli.
Breaking Bad
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Strawberry
Who played Jumanji?
Curiousity and the cat
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Immortal goalkeeper
Real-time weather reports
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Ninja doges