Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
I must fly, my people need me
My ex-wife had a better lawyer
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
Stonehenge, Easter island, Punta Del Este
Oh, Megan, where are your forms?
Right lane closed ahead
Gonna meet the prime minister? Better dress like a gay farmer
Meme bed sheet
All the single ladies
I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90's
Miley Cyrus and giraffes