The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
You are adopted
H&M
You are a lizard, Harry
Norwegian boy saves sister from moose attack using World of Warcraft skills
Mythbuster's Jamie Hyneman
Swords level: troll
Emergency bridge repair team
Lion King, nailed it
WTF, Napoleon, you also have killed dozens of people, but not considered a monster? I have an awesome hat.
Rapunzel in a Slipknot T-shirt
Wheeled alarm clock