Haha, I told you
The customer is always right?
Pumpkin at the barber shop. Surprise me.
Call me a slut
The cat got a cheeseburger
Poor Mr. Banana
First day at new school/college
Only 2990's kids remember this
Sorry, there is no cure for your case of stupid
Doge credit card.
I built a house
I like him for his personality