Obama, what r u doin? Obama, stahp!
Hello, sexy
My cat is plotting to kill me
Hand job glove, better than nothing
Go home, shark
Republic of the Feelippines, the best place to feel.
You have changed
Shut the f**king door. Cat in the toilet.
British pound
Born in '99, I'm such a 90's kid
First date
Christian Bale in movies