Most common lies
Sniff sniff bite bite
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Nokia, connocting poopie
Cars drive drunk
Hows your diet doing?
Pointing is rude
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Toilight, breaking wind
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Squidward swag