US Government, you had one f**king job
Why are you so fat?
Longterm relationship barbie
Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
I prefer not to think before speaking
I saw you typing
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
Sms whales
Stupidity is not a disability
Orange bike
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail