Dog in the ice pool
Lays
Nice try, laundry, I'm still going to nap
Tomorrow cold as a room full of ex wives
The force is strong with this motherf**ker
AM vs. PM
Just in case
If you refuse to wear condoms, you are gonna have a dad time
That's my boy
I don't own a cat
When you realize that you don't have a cat
Hey baby! I want to watch a movie tonight