Love underwear
I'm going to rob and murder so many hookers on my way to work
Dressing up for parties
If you are sad about being alone on Valentine's Day
Finished college
I was in a pub on Saturday night
Damn auto correct
Miley Cyrus wrestling ball.
Honey boo boo
Exams. F**k this sh*t.
I wish with all my heart
Meanwhile in Chernobyl. Mutant boy.