Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Where's Obama's clock?
Motorbike in the bath
Bilbo Baggins
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Books
Real ninja turtles
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Kids nowadays
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Everybody has a plan