Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Driver's license
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Evil raccoon
Love letters
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Thongs
Sleeping under the sea
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.