Angry bird
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
Have you seen this dog?
You look fine
A smoking cat
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
Action movie shooting precision
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step
Sub-Zero wins.
When life gives you lemons
Can't you knock?