After changing to fit into society
One rock short of being rescued
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
I'm fat
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
You are not my dad
My goal for 2014
Look twice
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
Safety in the car 2
Friendzone level: infinite