You can call me Sherlock Holmes
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
A bar called Gym
How to tie a tie
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
I'm ready for the weekend
Jack Daniel's Girl
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
So long, dog
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.