If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I choose you
USA football team.
New rubik's cube
Troll cat
Johnny and Marissa
SWAG
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Don't do it
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I wish I could sleep
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you