iPhone has no flash player
I'm playing that game
The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.
Don't make me get my belt
Me, friend, McDonald's
Eat him
The closer you get, the slower I'll go
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.